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I must inform you, and to whom this might apply, what must be still.

Original text:
I must inform you, and to whomever it may concern, that I need to take a shit.

8 translations later, Bing and Yandex gives us:

I must inform you, and to whom this might apply, what must be still.

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Full Translation:

From English: I must inform you, and to whomever it may concern, that I need to take a shit.
From English to Turkish (via Yandex): Büyüğümü ben sizi bilgilendirmek ve ilgili kişiye gerek.
From Turkish to Hungarian (via Yandex): Tájékoztatnom kell, hogy bárki is aggodalomra ad okot, hogy nem kell szarni.
From Hungarian to Serbian (via Yandex): Морам да ти информације, и за кога то може додирнути оно што ми треба посрать.
From Serbian to Maltese (via Yandex): I għandu jinforma inti, u kulmin jista’tħassib, li l-I bżonn tieħu ħajja.
From Maltese to Slovenian (via Yandex): Jaz vas mora tudi obvestiti, in na kogar se lahko nanašajo, da moram prevzeti sranje.
From Slovenian to Italian (via Bing): Devo informare voi e che chiunque vi abbia interesse, che ho bisogno di andare a cagare.
From Italian to Polish (via Bing): Musi poinformować, i do kogo to może dotyczyć, że należy podjąć.
From Polish to Bulgarian (via Bing): Аз трябва да ви информира, и на когото тя може да се отнасят, че трябва да се пука.
Back into English (via Yandex): I must inform you, and to whom this might apply, what must be still.

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